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"AAARGH... Doesn't It Make You Mad As Hell That They've Nabbed YOUR Money Whilst Singing and Whistling..."we're in the money, we're in the money"... All The Way To Their Bank?"

Each Day Another Mad as Hell Business Owner or Entrepreneur is Ready To Make the Leap and Change The Face of Their Profits, Their  Happiness and Their Future. But… Are Gripped, Choked, Strangled at The Uncomfortable Thought of Who Are They Going To Trust to Make Things Happen for Them

For seriously committed agile thinking business owners and entrepreneurs who are fed up and frustrated and want a dramatic change from the unbroken chain of foolish marketing professionals and agencies brimming with zany, loony tunes marketing ideas and strategies, soaking your business in communications and marketing campaigns with incredibly dull copywriting -- almost all designed to deliver a fresh batch of low profits and low levels of excitement to you... whilst you pay for the privilege!


From: R Hireker
Direct Response Copywriter & Marketing Strategist

London, UK:

     If you're somewhat at a standstill, fuming, frustrated, gripped at the thought of what to do to move the needle in your business to higher profits, to higher levels of productivity, to happier times...

     ...there's good news about that AND... there's a fat helping of bad news. 

     The BAD NEWS:

       Whatever your business, whether you're online, offline, or both... if you’ve spent years building up a business, if you’ve amassed a healthy database of customers and prospects, if you’ve invested heavily in infrastructure, in IT, in staff, in premises, in technology

then please, DON’T do this;

...don’t throw away all that valuable work, don't have all that sweat pouring endeavour be wasted by giving permission for shoddy, uninteresting, lukewarm marketing and advertising going out into the marketplace representing your products and services.

     You deserve a LOT more than that. You know your prospects and your customers deserve a lot more than that.

     So please, don’t put you or your current customers through that stomach turning, mind numbing ordeal of having to wade through a sea of bland, boring, dry-as-toast communications, ineffective offers and go nowhere thoughts.

     Further still...

     Don’t expose new potential customers to the kind of unemotional, brain-sappingly dull  communications... the same kinds nearly everyone (and that includes most of your competitors) seem to be doing and putting out into the marketplace, and think nothing of it.

Boring, me to type Copy Slop is like the defacto baseline standard.
The Diabolical NORM!  

     And please know this; it’s not your fault that you may be operating your marketing and thinking in this way.

     Why?

     Because it’s actually mostly thanks to the majority of dumb thinking marketing and advertising professionals who flat out – do-not-know what they’re doing who are happily using your business and other businesses like yours, to fuel their mad, unfounded, foolish whims and fancies. 

     Not only are they are a danger to the marketplace -- but you dear  business owner or entrepreneur are paying for the privilege for their incompetence. (And whilst they -- not YOU -- they -- whistle and sing 'we're in the money'... all the way to their bank

     Now, if you insist on taking on marketing and advertising services of those who either don’t entirely know what they’re doing and where they’re either using your business as a guinea pig entity to fund their crazy, unproven, whacky idea machine or they’re simply flat out incompetent and are just winging it until they’re rumbled (even hiring out the work to low level wannabe copywriters on cheapo freelancer sites) … then… all your on-going, hard won and unflinching effort to build up your business will go to waste, it’ll go down the toilet, it’ll get tossed aside like a gourmet meal that has seen better days.

     Like I've already said, you deserve better, a whole lot better. 

     The GOOD NEWS

Even if you've had a bad or lukewarm marketing experience in the past, there's good news on the horizon...

     No matter if you've had bad expensive experiences with marketing and advertising help in the past, let me tell you that if you’re seriously passionate, a true firm believer about your goods, your products or your services and their resulting value, if you have a deep and caring commitment, a true sincere reverence for your prospects, clients and customers – my suggestion is that you want to bend over backwards to have those goods, those products, those services be  passionately and committedly represented by captivating, engaging, compellingly written communications and personality driven marketing… and all delivered in a smooth, systematised and streamlined way.

     You owe it to yourself, to your customers, to all those who are dependent on your business for their own livelihoods to have the best marketing and advertising communications you can afford, relentlessly working for you, night and day... don't you? 

     Because let me tell you this:

     Nothing else you can do will rapidly boost business and ramp up sales for you -- than the big ideas and the writing expert you hire. Nothing will give you that kind of leverage and return. 

     But that's not the end of it.  

     Because yes, let me say that you must have a solid backbone in terms of an effective, proven marketing strategy, a dependable reliable business structure, a systematised way of creating promotional campaigns... a fail-safe systematised process that’ll ultimately deliver to you the results you crave for.

     Without it all, you’ll be floundering like a salmon washed up on the shore, struggling, flapping, desperately clinging for life.

     Yet here’s the great thing; super effective communications and great passionate writing tuck nicely inside all of that solidly built marketing structure and promotion process.

     However, there’s the BIG problem -- many businesses of all kinds are suffering, faltering, spluttering because of working inside broken, chaotic marketing structures and systems, and as such, the promotional advertising communications are also…chaotic, haphazard... resulting in selling less than they should.    

"Are You Truly Fed Up To The Back Teeth Because of Not  Making As Much Money From Your Products or Services As You Dearly Dearly Want?" 

     If you’re fed up to the back teeth of all those fast food style marketing gimmicks, the fancy hypnotic marketing fads, the seductive and slick online presentations tricks and techniques that come around what feels like every single day or week... and you know the one's I'm talking about... the ones that promise you great business riches for little to no work, where you have to invest a big pile of money upfront from your end without you ever knowing if you’ll ever receive a good result from it or not….

     ...if you’re fed up of all that uncertainty, all the endless ‘marketing talk and no results’ formula that’s dished out by the expensive and clueless ‘marketing agencies and advertising pros’ springing up all over the place like nasty irritable rashes…

     ... if you’re fed up of all the money that you’re simply not making in your business…

     ...if you’ve had enough of that uncomfortable way of doing things, and NOW, want a completely different formula of doing things the profitably right way

     ...if you want to have the kind of drop dead marketing communications and advertising pieces that becomes the talk of your town, that has current customers falling over themselves to buy whatever else you have to sell them and that has new customers and clients wondering where you’ve been all their lives…

     ...if you want to ensure that everything to do with the marketing and your advertising of your product and services is rooted in solid, direct response fundamentals and certainty, bringing you the kind of real world results you want…THEN… 

Here’s what I’d like you to do next

     If you found what you've read here to be of serious importance to you and your business, I'd like you to take the next step and contact me. You can do that by sending me a simple email.

In that email, let me know the following:

1. Your name

2. Info about you

3. Your Biggest Marketing Problem/s

4. Your business website

Please add the following to the SUBJECT LINE:

"Marketing Help"

Send your email to: raja.hireker@gmail.com 

Let me tell you what will happen next; once you’ve sent your email

     Once I’ve received your email, in turn, you'll receive an email back from me, letting you know I’ve received your email and letting you know that I’ll be going through it, along with a date and time for us to speak.      

What will we speak about?

     We’ll speak about what matters most to you based on what you’ve sent me in your email and my looking over your website. We'll see if there’s anything I can do to help you create the best advertising and the best communications you can ever have working in your business, so you can make more, and enjoy your life more.

     We’ll talk about the most optimum marketing system and structure suitable, customised and systematised for your business, one that’ll help you reach your goals, your desires and your ambitions. If we see there's a way forward and decide together if there's anything further we can do. We'll explore those possibilities.

     This conversation is a REAL £750.00 value that I'm paying for and I suggest it WILL produce much MORE that £750.00 of real profitable and monetary value to you. (And you can verify that fact for yourself by taking notes in our conversation, applying what you learned and then accurately tracking those specific and relevant tips, ideas, strategies to the money that's generated because of them)   

My Commitment & PROMISE to you

      Do you know what a powerful marketing advantage is for any business? It’s making a promise and keeping it. Yet, most businesses FAIL at this, in so many ways. So my commitment and promise to you is if there’s absolutely nothing I can do for you because you’ve got everything working 100% fantastically well or, because there's so much remedial work needed that it's beyond my capacity, I’ll flat out tell you and we’ll simply part as two people who had an interesting and educational time. And who knows; maybe there’s a possibility that we’ll meet somewhere down the line at another time and space.

       One way or another, I look forward to hearing from you; especially if you really do need marketing help but have been sitting on the idea of asking for help for far too long now, no matter where you are with you business or no matter where you are with your profits.

Warm thanks,
 


Raja Hireker
Proper Direct Response Copywriting, Marketing Thinking and Offer Creation, Done The Right Way. 
07903 905 802

P.S Just so you know, I’m not at all fastened at the hip to any giant company or any cut-throat rip-off marketing establishment or ad agency, most of whom are utterly clueless in how to write and how to structure the kind of communications and winning campaigns that you’re looking for – the kind that’ll ensure that your current customers and clients WANT to hear from you and WANT to buy from you... again and again and again.

P.P.S I’ve been writing communications, creating promotions and marketing and advertising pieces for over a decade. In that time, I’ve come across the same type of marketing people you probably have. Let me be open and sincerely frank when I say to you that I completely disagree with the 90-95% of marketing and advertising professionals out there because… 90-95% of all the marketing and advertising you see all around you is 100% nonsense and a COMPLETE and utter waste of client money.

And so look, SOMEONE has to be creating all that nonsense! And yes, these people are lurking everywhere, even in the most established places of repute! That said, I’ve been helping various business owners and entrepreneurs with their promotions, with their marketing, their advertising... AND also...with screwing their heads and their thinking, the right way around. And yes, you’ll have seen that there’s no hyped up language here or my making ridiculous, unbelievable claims… OR -- desperately shoving nonsensical marketing clap trap down your throat with the wishful intention of trying to impress you, doing what I can do in order to... win you over. You’re way too smart to fall for that. You’re way too involved in your business to get side-tracked by such foolishness. You can see through all that falsity when it shows up, a mile away. And also, that’s not my style -- to bamboozle you with gibberish and jargon filled hype. My style of working, my style of writing, my style of communicating is pretty much steeped inside this very piece you’re reading. Maybe you like what you’re reading. Maybe it all appeals to you at more than just at a surface level. And, maybe you can vividly see your marketing and advertising and promotional campaigns and advertising pieces being written about and being represented in this authentic, truthful and honest kind of way. Maybe you can see your customers and clients really falling in love with the communications and you’re seeing them buying whatever you have to sell them because of those newly created communications. Maybe. And maybe also all of this has you wanting to find out more about who I am as a person. If that’s so, if that’s true, then you can go over to www.raja-hireker.blogspot.com where you’ll get a deeper understanding of who I am, how I think, what I’m about.  AND, if you want to experience INSTANT marketing transformations and insights you can apply directly into YOUR business, then CLICK HERE   

P.P.P.S And finally, just before I go, a question: How much money do you think you’ve LOST because of having poor or under-performing strategies and the written and marketing communications working for you in your business for all these years? Now if you don’t know the EXACT answer, I can tell you. But be prepared, you may have to sit down and take those smelling salts more than once when I tell you the figure!  

Here’s what I’d like you to do next

     If you found what you've read here to be of importance to you and your business, I'd like you to contact me by sending me a simple email.

In that email, let me know the following:

1. Your name

2. Info about you

3. Your Biggest Marketing Problem/s

4. Your business website

Please add the following to the SUBJECT LINE:

"Marketing Help"

Send your email to: raja.hireker@gmail.com

 


"That letter you did... we’re seeing conversions at 7.8%... it's like a train... I've never seen anything like this in all my life. That letter... I'm just dumbfounded. Oh mate...you wanna see the orders that fell on my mat today!!!The phone has been pretty much ringing off the hook. I've literally had people ringing up saying how good the letter is, CUSTOMERS actually saying that.  A few big name marketers have said that's one of the best letters they have ever seen."

 Isaac Jon - Ganston Reed Publishing   

Raja knows more about the techniques of persuasion than nine out of ten copywriters. He has a winning style, great determination and unusual ingenuity." Drayton Bird - Author Commonsense Direct Marketing & Sales letters That Sell and Former International VP & Creative Director Ogilvy &Mather Direct.

"Raja has written all my sales letters and has had a good hand in all the email copy and strategy. His ideas are exceptional and his timeliness in creating the finished output is extremely high. Also, my consulting brainstorm sessions with him always generates high value ideas. His work has helped me bank tens of thousands of pounds and continues to do so" - S. Anwar - Provider of Educational products and services to Professionals financial, IT, energy and banking sectors.   

“Raja has been helping me for the last 2 years, and hopefully that's going to continue for many years to come. His help and assistance has been invaluable to me. I can honestly say that in our time together so far, I have had my mind impacted, expanded, reinvented. His business, communication, marketing & coaching insights (all brought to life through his ideas, concepts and strategies which he's able to formulate almost without thinking) has brought tangible benefits to me, financially, and, by increasing my own ability to think through problems and see opportunities with real clarity and purpose. He always has my best intentions at heart, always looking to see how he can help, how he can contribute, how he can serve me and my ambitions. For me, he's a brilliant strategic business mind, a marketing force, an extraordinary Mentor and Coach. He's a genuinely caring human being. Would I recommend Raja to help you and your business to grow and prosper? Absolutely. 100%”. Sheila Rantor – Executive & Business Coach

I am literally amazed at the creative head of Raja. As a professional Leadership Consultant, I thought I knew how to purposefully communicate ideas and innovation to potential clients. Raja took my expression to a whole new and inspiring level. His ideas are brilliant. I only have one warning. If you are afraid of growing your business and having the clients of your dreams you best side-step using him. Otherwise, you can be prepared to exponentially increasing your business and stare into the faces of your dream clients. This man is for real."
Stephen McGhee International Leadership Consultant

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